forward funda

When was the last time you forwarded an sms which was worthless?

I would say some 5 minutes back if I were one of my friends. I believe there exists certain formats only through which these forwards are designed.
I have lised some of the standard formats with my own inputs below


Format 1: Good morning and goodnight messages

This message may consists of a long rigmarole like,

1. roses go to sleep the moon stands guard for them. you also go to sleep...
kind of messages with GOOD NIGHT at the end..

REPLY: "dai naaye, amaavasai anniki indha messaga anuppu da paakalam.." or

"en, nile stoola okkaandha thoonga maatiya?"

2. the sun rises in the east you rise from the bed.
REPLY: "dai naaye nightla evano baathroom lighta potadha paathutu 2 maniki sms anupiriye, onakku manasaatchiye illaya?"


Format 2: 10 paise messages


My name is ganga, my husband's name is kishore. He met with an accident recently. Though the accident is not as serious as the previous time when i sent a similar sms, I feel that sending these kind of messages once in a while is a good way to overcome bad omen. So as usual send this to fetch us 10 paise. Bye.


I believe these kind of messages are generated by the service provider itself to increase the traffic.
I have this doubt because, where in the world would you find time to go to a service provider to ask for help? Or where in the world is there a policy of this kind with the service provider?

Think about it..


Format 3: 10 ppl messages

I want a baby. send this to ten ppl if you are impotent. the tenth month you will have one or else your wife will run away.
dont ignore this.

Format 4: two line messages.

press down
(after you press down for some time)
press up

these kind of messages are generated to bring down sony erricson which have poor scroll.

Format 5: sardar jokes..

which is the only time when you find a sardar bright?

when he sits under a tube light.

I dont know when these ppl would change....