The brighter I

This post is regarding how brigter I am becoming day by day.
I gave it a thought as to what would be the reason(s) for that.

1. Would it be because of the way I have learnt things?
I have learnt everything the harder way in school. Once I was beaten on finding that my

teacher was wearing the same saree as my mother's. YOu know what would happen if a 4 yr old finds

someone is having something which belongs to him.

2. Is it because I don't know Hindi?
Just beacause Laloo speaks hindi, doesn't means that I shouldn't be dumb if I don't know

hindi.

3. Is it because I don't have a girlfriend?
Maybe, that could be a plausible reason. I never wait in the bus stop when noone except a

rabid dog is there with me. I never come till tambaram just to give company to a girl even on

days I don't have college. But let me explore other possibilities.

4. Is it because I have been drinking bournvita for the past 17 years?
No, not at all. I am becoming brighter off late.

5. Is it because I watch a lot of vijaykanth movies?
Vijaykanth movies nuture creativity. They bring out the comical person in you even if you are
of serious thinker sorts. You will learn to tame a lion, walk on a rope etc even if you watch

his movie. You will even get MADRAS EYE if you see his eyes for 2 minutes.

6. Is it because I read a lot?
Last page of INDIA TODAY, the middle page of KUNGUMAM, KUMUDHAM, AANANDHA VIKATAN etc will

not be taken into account as there is nothing to read in those pages.

7. Is it because I am into ORKUT for the past five years?
Orkut Boyukuttan himself came up with the idea only before less than five years

So, what may be the reason?

It is because the number of bulbs I have been getting off late.

Do you feel like hitting me? or is this another bulb? post in your grieavances.