"VAT is being implemented from today... dr...dr..". Off goes the signal. I look at what has happened with a mad man's looks. Then there is a resumption. This puts me into a better feeling. So, why should I go mad when the signal was out? It's because I have kept my spectacles on the table. Then, there was this small device in my pocket ringing once in a while, disturbing the concentration. Actually I was sleeping even with the rumbling of another small device near my ears. So do you ask," How can you listen to a radio when you sleep?". Thats because, there was some other person who was listening to it.
Where in the world people concentrate while sleeping?- is this your question?
The other person was concentrating.
Then what is the need for you to turn mad when the signal went off?
Because, the radio was on the table along with my spectacles. I cannot return home or even recognise my own mother, even from close proximity without spectacles.
SO, that was my primal fear.
"As far as I know, radio waves never affect glass?", I know you would have this in mind.. Then why the hell am I afraid?
The other person had actually put down my spectacles while adjusting the radio before. So, I feared if anything would happen now.
"didn't you get a proper sleep at home?"
Actually I go there to sleep, while the other person is concentrating on something other than the radio.."
"what does he do?"
He earns his living that shop.
what did you buy there?
I went to shed something..
what?
That was a barber shop..
why did that so called small device ring occasionaly?
because, "VAT was implemented on that day.."
Are you a financial analyst or a person in the managerial cadre of an organisation?
No
Then why did you get that many calls?
Becuase, VAT is into effect from Jan 1 of this year, the day when I was in a barber shop as early as 5.45AM to have my hair cut.
People who know me, DONT ASK," why did YOU go for a haircut?"
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