dumb dumber dumbest

Its been ages since I have wrote anything in this space. Only study holidays bring out the creative juices. So, just thought, "How about writing about some serious stuff?".

How serious is it?
It's so damn serious that only serious readers could understand. So, watch out for the clues which give better or even different meaning in the forthcoming lines.

Is it so damn serious that the reader should be serious, or is it enough that his reading alone needs to be serious?
NO, it is enough even if the reader's neighbour is a serious person or atleast is a serious reader.

Then why the hell did you mention that only serious readers could understand?
Ha ha, just checked your seriousness.

Thats not funny.
I didn't say it was funny.

Then why the hell did you laugh?
Ha ha (again) checked, if you were a serious reader or a serious person.

What did you find?
I found you are dumb.

What prompted you to conclude so?
your previous question.

What's wrong with that question?
The question was correct. But from this question of yours,I can conclude that the answer to the question, one before the previous one, was a bit miscalculated.

Miscalculated what?

That you are only dumb and not dumber than a donkey. You wanted to know about yourself from someone else and that proved your dumbness.

Ha ha.
Why did YOU laugh?

At this point, I want you to take up this challenge.
What is it?

I will bring two donkeys. Both are of the same age and work for the same master. Can you assess and tell me which is brighter than the other?
Oh, that's easy.

How is it easy? If you can assess me and tell that I am dumber than a donkey, without mentioning which donkey it was, Will you be able to judge among the donkeys?
Bring them first.

THE NEXT DAY, THE DONKEYS ARE BROUGHT AND THE ASSESSMENT IS MADE.

Did you find?
The one to your left is brighter than the other.

Oh is it. How did you find?
No, I didn't find anything till you asked this question.

What did you find now?
You are the dumbest. You know?

How did you find that?
From this question.


So, this is life. The more you ask questions to yourself, the more dumber you feel.

I think that was serious enough :)