Friday, November 30, 2007

Swamiji on world tour and allotment of responsibilities in the ashram

Swamiji is embarking on a world tour for world peace. On his tour, swamiji will visit the war torn places like metrowater supply points.

The purpose of this tour is to reach out to places where the real big fights take place, and make them understand that there is much in life to fight for and against, than what they are fighting for.

Swamiji will make them realize that it's rather worth fighting,


* For metro water warriors:
Against the government for not providing with adequate facilities. The facilities here, doesn't mean providing with a supply tap for each house, but providing the tap in a playground rather than on street corners, so that they can fight meticulously without the fear of being hit by passing vehicles.

Against providing water for only once in a week and for providing it twice or more in a week. Not because it can lead to judicious usage of water, but could help the warriors be in form all the time. Otherwise, Medavakkam Munimaa says,"Last week I was hit on the head with a plastic bucket. But only today I get a chance after a week to counter attack. The government should think of our plight. If we are given more chances, we will perform well." She had a tone of a Dhoni in the making.

Swamiji will also go to places like, chappel depository near temples along with swami hariharaananda aka hariharan, and check out the recent developments in the trade of chappel stealing.

A MOU will be signed between swamiji's The Ashram of Infinite Gyaan and Chappel stealers association for recruitment and training under Hariharananda.

Swami Athreyananda aka Athreya will lookafter the technological wing of the ashram during swamiji's absence.
Swami Athreyananda had been a life long fighter for the rights of women.

The daily bajans will be looked after by swami shettyananda aka ashish. swami shettyanada is a self tutored maestro in various bajan songs and devotional songs. He had been the lead singer in various devotional bajans usually adding a metal flavour to it.

Swami kamalananda will be the evangelist of the ashram. Kamalananda had a flair for emotional speaking ever since he was hit on the head in his early childhood.

Swami Matheenananda will be the good will ambasaador of the ashram, spreading the peaceful intentions. Matheenananda is a soft spoken person with a child's cheerfulness.

Daily FREE dance classes for dancers with special abilities will be conducted by swamiji himself. Swamiji had been a dancer, once competing with beside the likes of yester year greats. He would play them on TV and dance beside the TV. He was known for these kind of brilliant acts ever since his childhood.




Swamiji himself being a voracious reader, will inagurate a book fair on books relating to highly sensitive subjects like,

Namitha did not buy dresses after her 5th birthday - a true story
I can do comedy - a resilient appeal from vijaykanth
Is John Abraham an actor - a well researched documentary on book
Vadivelu - a belly dancer in the making.
Abishek having leftover milkshake- a hidden camera speaks
Actor vijay's approach to acting - A must read for every wannabe comedian.
Itching allergies and remidies
How to climb down the stairs without using the stairs - The 5 year old way


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5 comments:

Krishna Kumar.S said...

Buddy! Awesome! Awesome! simply great man. I really love it. Especially the last part. how long did it take to write it? I will read the other articles and place more comments.

b a l a j i said...

Were "Chappel" and "oppertunities" intentional ????

I am not said...

@krishna kumar,

Thanks buddy. I took a bit of my time? yes...
thanks again..

I am not said...

@ balaji
Those were actually mistakes, the proof as swamiji says, there is still something to learn.

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