Friday, November 30, 2007

Swamiji on world tour and allotment of responsibilities in the ashram

Swamiji is embarking on a world tour for world peace. On his tour, swamiji will visit the war torn places like metrowater supply points.

The purpose of this tour is to reach out to places where the real big fights take place, and make them understand that there is much in life to fight for and against, than what they are fighting for.

Swamiji will make them realize that it's rather worth fighting,


* For metro water warriors:
Against the government for not providing with adequate facilities. The facilities here, doesn't mean providing with a supply tap for each house, but providing the tap in a playground rather than on street corners, so that they can fight meticulously without the fear of being hit by passing vehicles.

Against providing water for only once in a week and for providing it twice or more in a week. Not because it can lead to judicious usage of water, but could help the warriors be in form all the time. Otherwise, Medavakkam Munimaa says,"Last week I was hit on the head with a plastic bucket. But only today I get a chance after a week to counter attack. The government should think of our plight. If we are given more chances, we will perform well." She had a tone of a Dhoni in the making.

Swamiji will also go to places like, chappel depository near temples along with swami hariharaananda aka hariharan, and check out the recent developments in the trade of chappel stealing.

A MOU will be signed between swamiji's The Ashram of Infinite Gyaan and Chappel stealers association for recruitment and training under Hariharananda.

Swami Athreyananda aka Athreya will lookafter the technological wing of the ashram during swamiji's absence.
Swami Athreyananda had been a life long fighter for the rights of women.

The daily bajans will be looked after by swami shettyananda aka ashish. swami shettyanada is a self tutored maestro in various bajan songs and devotional songs. He had been the lead singer in various devotional bajans usually adding a metal flavour to it.

Swami kamalananda will be the evangelist of the ashram. Kamalananda had a flair for emotional speaking ever since he was hit on the head in his early childhood.

Swami Matheenananda will be the good will ambasaador of the ashram, spreading the peaceful intentions. Matheenananda is a soft spoken person with a child's cheerfulness.

Daily FREE dance classes for dancers with special abilities will be conducted by swamiji himself. Swamiji had been a dancer, once competing with beside the likes of yester year greats. He would play them on TV and dance beside the TV. He was known for these kind of brilliant acts ever since his childhood.




Swamiji himself being a voracious reader, will inagurate a book fair on books relating to highly sensitive subjects like,

Namitha did not buy dresses after her 5th birthday - a true story
I can do comedy - a resilient appeal from vijaykanth
Is John Abraham an actor - a well researched documentary on book
Vadivelu - a belly dancer in the making.
Abishek having leftover milkshake- a hidden camera speaks
Actor vijay's approach to acting - A must read for every wannabe comedian.
Itching allergies and remidies
How to climb down the stairs without using the stairs - The 5 year old way


Suggestions needed for the newsletter.....

Thursday, November 29, 2007

The ashram of infinite gyaan

Swami Aravindananda was a great saint of 21st century, born on March 18th 1987. He had his early schooling in a good for nothing school and later moved to a better school which was not even good for,"good for

nothing". From there he moved to a college where he attained his self realization in the final year during the seventh semester exams. He then went to England, where he raised

funds to set up his ashram on the banks of a river.

The ashram is known as the "The Ashram of infinite gyaan"

The symbol of the infinite movement as it is known is the number 8 made to lie down. Thats because guruji as(s) he is affectionately called by his shishyaas, wanted the whole

world not to stand up to the injustice meted out by themselves but to lie down. Here are some of the quotes by guruji.


Praise the almighty for not what you are, not for what you were, and not even for what you will be, but for what you are not, as seeking to know the unknown completes the life

cycle.


Cycle when peddaled moves forward, but stop pedalling and try peddaling it in the opposite direction, still it moves forward. This is also true about life. Once you leave your

words out of your mouth, you can never take it back. So better remain dumb.

There can always be bigger and better fishes in the sea, but remember, you dont even know to net out the fishes to change the water in the fish tank. So be happy with what you

have.

The more you love something, means the more you will miss it when it's lost. Everyone loves to be sane. But they will not miss it once they are insane. This is the truth of

life. So, go ahead with your life and don't stop loving what you want.


Go to temple everyday. That is where you not only get to see good people, but also good footwear(by swami hariharaananda)

Don't get pampered by the luxuries that life offers as you are eyed by the FORCE for a bigger test of endurance. SO, I hereby propose a practice test of endurance. Every

morning, once you get out of the bed, try doing nothing. I mean absolutely nothing atleast for half an hour. Try it once and you will know the power of this test.

When you are in orkut or google, you say, you are orkutting or googling. Why don't you say you are flickering, facebooking, picasaaing? That's because you seek to follow some

fool who has started these terminologies. But you cant follow yourself. So, better follow others.

Grab the oppertunities which life provides. If you try grabbing one, you will come to know that it leads to many others. Then you will feel put down by life as you do nothing

else than grabbing oppertunities. So better avoid it. But grabbing other people's oppertunities will leave you with a choice of either choosing to continue or quitting. At the

same time, you are saving the other person from the milieu of wasting his life grabbing oppertunities.

To be continued....

Swamiji as(s) he is affectionaltely called by all, has planned to start a news letter on various topics.. which will be updated in the subsequent posts.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Movie or Shit! which is better??

The world has always got it right when it comes to Oscars. Yes! the same game in the name of fame. So, when was the last time you saw a great movie and thought,"God! how would it have been if this film had got the oscars for best direction?" And if you find the film was given oscar in the same category, wouldn't you have been delighted? Well, the last time you must have probably experienced this should have been sometime which is not in history, which is the complexly put form of saying, "It has never occured."

It didn't occur to me either until today, when I saw this movie PULP FICTION.

The story had got an academy award for best realistic screenplay, "thousands of blistering barnacles!"(from TINTIN. I have started to read that also) Wikipedia proved that this event is into history.

You shouldn't watch this movie if you don't have the flair for experiencing a total shit emanating out of nowhere, but with great fragnance at the end, once you have gone through the ordeal of fearing for the bad smell. I would rate this movie into that category.

This director has also directed the movie Reservoir dogs. I was said this movie was pathetic, but I believe people who said so, would have closed their noses and dared not to experience the reality as in the previous paragraph.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Will the real Aravindan please stand up

This keyboard is freaky. Whenever I type in anything, I end up typing this, though not in words - Backspace


But I am happy that there is also another person who uses backspace ,more often than I do- Deve gowda.

You must be knowing that one person who has been using ALT+TAB too often of late- Benazir

The more I use the HOME button, the more I end up in my old world. There is one person using this for the third time - Mushaaraf

Try pressing the INSERT key and editing your text, to add a word in between. This is what Bush is doing in the Middle east.

If you ask me, why such a rage against the politicians? I would say, I just wanted to kill the boredom in the study holidays. When there are people above who kill people, don't I have the right to kill boredom at least?

Thinking what the title has to do with my post? That's to show off that I have started to listen english songs of late.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

5 days to go

For those of you who don't have the intention of reading this, and just have reached here for the sake of clicking with your mouse in response to my change in the name, I would advise, you shouldn't read this.

If I had thought I would be writing blogs five days before that day, I would have rather been serious then. What my friends know is, I work towards it everyday, and even that is what my parents think when I always sleep upstairs at night. But the reality is, I have stopped working towards it long back.

Then why should I maintain as if I had been working towards it, all this while?
That's because, I wanted to see, how would it be like, to be a person working towards that day
What a funny reply, it means, I had been maintaining that I am a person, whom I was not.
That's not funny. That was positive experimentation.
experimentation? and that too with people's belief
Whats wrong with it? I allow myself to be experimented and analyzed. I am nothing short of a test animal in lab. Why shouldn't I experiment on others once in a while?
How rude is that?
Not at all, that's a fitting example of equality of humanity celebrated by me and a few other intellectuals.
How?
When I am experimented, I am analyzed to obtain inference. When the whole world is under experimentation, it means each and every person is being experimented, as a single person and as a part of a group. This means that there should be someone who experiments someone, who in turn is being experimented and the chain continues. But the reality of life is that, most of them are not there to see the result of their experimentation and even worst is at many times many don't even know that they are experimenting. We only realize that we are experimented, and that too only at the time of crisis and worst, some of us fail to even recognize that we are experimented.
Best examples:
1.Experimenting without knowledge: Living a normal life in this world, doing every normal activity of daily life like crossing the road to reach the other side, going to the market et al.
Here, the whole world is under experimentation and you are the experimenter.
2.Experimenting with knowledge:
Finding the focal length of a convex lens
Finding the focal length of a concave lens
Prism id curve
Chemical titrations
et al.


So, I find that experimenting with knowledge has no impact on others, if I don't count lens, mirror and chemicals to be humans



My knowledge is nothing more than just being enough to test the non-living.

So, what was my point, writing this?

Just look at the bold faced statement.

But wait, just look at it again.

Now let's go from the bottom up.

If I had been able to infer anything, either, I should have experimented or I should have known an experiment being performed.

If I had not known I was experimenting, where would have I arrived at the inference from?
So, I knew I was experimenting.

If I had not known, what I was experimenting, I would not have arrived at an inference.
So, I was experimenting with knowledge.

So, I reiterate the bold-faced statement stating that I can experiment with knowledge, So you can. So, don't feel left out.

If you don't believe it, then you have to believe the yellow colored statement. Unfortunately, you may be considered non-living in doing so :p. Because you have just been a part of my experimentation.

************** THE END***********

You know, as the title goes, there is only five days for CAT, and my strongest section, verbal had been the section, in which I have moved from 99 percentile to 42 and even 22 percentile in mock cats of late. So, just tried to catch up with some mind bo(i)(gg)ling stuff. But alas, the title says it all.